The Soccer

Welcome to the Soccer BLEVE. 

Check out the moves.

And the arm strength.

Ooops - shouldn't have thrown it to him.

Don't worry - I got it!

Oh ****!

That sure is close!

Gotta do something quick!

Let's think, what is the largest body part I can use to block this shot?

I can't believe I got that - I think I'll rip my shirt off!

Damn I look good!

Wow - check out the D for once.

Glad I wore my best cologne - these pheromones really do work!

And just where do you think you are going?

Foul.  What foul?  I didn't see anything.  Why are they all after me!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

The organizer (on his back) - Note to self, LFD really doesn't like kelly green.

There are always plenty of the "Calender Boys" on hand to support the Soccer BLEVE.

There's dancing,

the hokey-pokey (put your right leg in and shake it all about), and

Twister - right foot on blue, left hand on green.

So don't walk, run to the BLEVE.

Wait for me!

Crawl if you have to.

Follow those that have come before.

Don't let anyone get in your way!

Keep a watchful eye on the leader.

Do everything he does.

Don't let anyone stop you.

Or steal your ball - "I'll take that."

Because your friends will be mad if you miss it!